Angry ass idiotJust got this hilarious comment on a previous post, and thought it was too funny not to mention. It’s safe to say that this guy, who calls himself “Jack”, is not particularly fond of motorcycles and motorcycle riders. Check it out:

“What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why in the hell would anyone dress up in some leather halloween costume on an 85 degree day, jump on to a tremendously unsafe vehicle and drive around going nowhere? And what is with the constant fucking engine revving? Do these pieces of shit stall if you do not keep gunning the engine or is this some kind or 1967 high school obsession where loudness is equated to coolness? It is a fucking joke watching you morons gun your damn engines every time you go under and underpass or through a tunnel. Grow the fuck up. Tell me also why ever time I see a woman on the back of one of these things with her arms wrapped around her dirt bags big fat beer gut, that women is the size of an NFL fullback and looks like some raked over the coals war pig? If these fucking machines are so cool why do only fat chicks seem to dig them? Motorcycles and the people who ride them are a fucking nuisance. Some poor 28 year old bastard was killed on one of these pieces of shit here yesterday and, yes, it was his fault. Had he been in a car like a normal person he would still be here. Pure stupidity.”

Brilliant isn’t it? He totally missed it, in so many ways it’s like a world record. I’m glad he took the time to spew his bile. It reminds you that not everyone is nice and friendly, and everything is not just great – a common misconception of the world among motorcycle riders.

Since Jack took the time to throw a hissy fit for us, he deserves an answer.

  • No, I won’t grow the fuck up, why the heck would you do that.
  • About the chicks – you should get out more.
  • About the 28 year old bastard – that’s plain mean.
  • Being in a car like a “normal person” – do you have to sit in a certain way, or how’s that.

My sincerest sympathy goes to the kin of the 28 year old bastard, and who ever has to live with “Jack” on a daily basis.

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64 Responses to “Jack thinks you and your motorcycle are a fucking nuisance”

  1. Carl  July 23rd

    I wonder if Jack drives an SUV…

  2. bob  July 23rd

    wow hope i dont run into him so bikes are unsafe i dont think so jack its the assholes in cars like you that are unsafe talking on your phone and eating while driving and bitching about bikers and not all of us dress up in leathers on hot days maybe just the yuppie bikers do yeah some bikers do rev there bikes when going under a bridge just to piss you off cos we know it does and for the fat chick thing i dont know where you live but but most of the chicks i see on the back of bikes are smoking hot maybe its just you because you like fat chicks and you only see the fat ones cos some guys are into fat chicks like you must be if thats all you see and as for the biker killed on his bike my sympathy goes out to his family as another brother has been lost and i bet a car was involved some how and if he was in a car how boring is that being like the rest of you car loving lemings more people die in car crashes than bikers do so why dont you shut the fuck up get over it go find a fat chick so the guy that died was a bastard how do you know he had no father or was it your son and he wanted nothing to do with you as your some bike hating fatchick loving asshole that just has to bitch about everything in life just cos you cant do it so while im out on my bike getting my 45 miles to the gallon and having so much fun laughing at all you car driver and checking out all the smoking hot chicks you just sit in your cage and GO FUCK YOURSELF JACK cos no chick will well maybe fat ones but they need love too but not from you as your a fucking asshole so go back to your moms basement and shut the fuckup about somthing you know nothing about

  3. Jesper  July 23rd

    Ha ha ha, easy does it, Bob, don’t have a cow.

  4. Ronn  July 23rd

    Reminds me that “Jack don’t know Schidt”.

  5. bob  July 23rd

    i was going easy on him it could of been much worse than this

  6. Ronn  July 23rd

    Bob – If that was ‘easy’, I would hate to see worse! :-)

  7. chess  July 23rd

    what a jackhole! (not you jesper)

  8. Terry  July 23rd

    I ride on the back of a Goldwing,they are not loud,good thing cause I enjoy singing to the radio or iPod. And Im not that fat.Asking SelfAm I FAT ??I may on occasion Flash a few in cages,just to get a laugh. Cant wait for the next LONG trip,or even the short trips in town.Who knows Jack maybe you may get a peek at a woman enjoying life riding free without being enclosed in a Metal Cage.I’m no Animal I dont belong in a Cage,LoL

  9. Highwaylass  July 24th

    I am trying to imagine myself as a raked over the coals war pig. I might get it put on a T-shirt :)

  10. bob  July 24th

    yeah that was easy i was in a good mood when i posted its just that some people just cant stand to see others having fun and getting 50 mpg on our bikes my goldwings not loud i get folks asking me all the time about riding and is it safe and fun well yes it is but when you get scumlike jack going on about some thing he knows nothing about it just pisses me off abit now all i need to do is hope that i pass terry on one of her flashing days you dont see cages go on poker runs nor do they have the friendship that bikers have and if your brave enough to ride in a world of cages with idiots like jack driving then your a friend of mine

  11. "Sarge"  July 24th

    Jack, Jack, Jack….. have you had such a child hood that your parents never told you to play well with others? You must have been an only child…..THANK GOD!!!

    You said and I Quote You: ” jump on to a tremendously unsafe vehicle and drive around going nowhere.” ” ever time I see a woman on the back of one of these things with her arms wrapped around her dirt bags big fat beer gut, that women is the size of an NFL fullback and looks like some raked over the coals war pig?” ” Some poor 28 year old bastard was killed on one of these pieces of shit here yesterday and, yes, it was his fault.”

    1.) I would venture to say that motorcyclist on the whole are more safer than four wheel drivers as they (motorcyclist) are more in tuned with their bikes as to weather, road conditions and the safety features of their bikes as in knowing what, when, where and how their machine will react. Where as in cars your cooped up inside a cage, listing to your music and talking on the DAMN CELL PHONE!
    2.) As for the Ladies being fat with a beer gut, looking like an NFL fullback and being raked over the coals war pig, your clearly out of touch. Have you been to the MALL lately? Maybe you need to stop at the local K-Mart, Wal-Mart, or Publics if you want (or need) to see fat beer gutted war pigs! No, I do not judge a person on their looks as you seem to do. Like the ones in the Holiday Inn lounge between 4PM and 7PM for “Happy Hour”. Hell, Motorcyclist are “Happy” just being on their bikes.
    3.) Then you write of some “Poor 28 year Bastard getting killed while riding. I just wonder what the car driver was doing when he hit the motorcyclist? Talking on his/her cell phone, singing along with some music, looking for that lighted cigarette that just fell between the legs or maybe like you, just couldn’t stand to see some one enjoying themselves on a Motorcycle so they just ended a life.

  12. BikerDan  July 24th

    It’s the assholes of the world that help you appreciate the good people.

    Thanks for the reminder, Jack.

  13. Jesper  July 24th

    BikerDan – Right on the spot mate :-)

  14. Pan Chopper Man  July 26th

    Jack needs to meet my “friend”.

  15. Michael  July 27th

    I ride because it is fun Jack, know what fun is Jack? I like my bike loud so if you don’t see me you will sure as hell hear me; happiness is setting off car alarms!

  16. Paul  July 27th

    Bob needs a period. And a few commas would help.

  17. Surly  July 27th

    Brilliant, Jesper! It’s fools such as this that make us all look better. Thanks for staying positive and remember in a car your watching a movie, on a bike your in it.

  18. Joe A  August 1st

    People with comments like these are generally those who have never experienced it. If risk and “danger” were purely stupid, then the world would be without gymnastics, football, mountain climbing, heck even the daily commute to the office on a busy highway! Motorcyclists know it is a calculated risk and the responsible ones know how to avoid/evade danger. I’ve found that loudmouths that are anti-anything without experience are best ignored. He probably can’t even ride a bike with that stick up his a**.

  19. Freelyx  August 2nd

    Wow, talk about a shallow jerk. I mean how low do you have to be to watch somebody else in a fatality accident regardless of what they are doing and call them names or attack them for what they have fun doing. Now I will be the first to agree there are some really stupid people out there who should probably not be riding bikes, but there are far more of us who are out there riding with responsibility and enjoying the road the right way than there are idiots popping wheelies and racing up the white line looking to become the next street stain. But being angry with the few doesn’t make the rest wrong. You see when you hate them all because you see some doing something wrong its called PREDJUDICE Jack. So take your car/truck and go to your next Klan rally wearing full sheets and masks. Me, I’ll cruise down to Sturgis and watch babes wearing little to nothing at all and hang out with friends. By the way I’ll rev my engine at every underpass I come too from now on, just for you Jack.

  20. Mark  August 4th

    What a load, what a load…I am about to climb back on 2 wheels after a 17-year break, and I dare say that I probably have had the better experience of the human condition than Jack. Grow up? Don’t you mean grow old? And my still-hot wife of 23 years snagged me outside a biker bar as I was trying to coax my balky Shovehead awake. Maybe this is another symptom of one of the things that afflict America- we are becoming a nation of spectators- as Surly might say, they are content to be watching the movie, while some of us want ot be in it. I’m just glad my leather Halloween costume still fits….

  21. Mark  August 4th

    Er, make that Shovelhead, although Shove-Head might have suited it at times!! Must edit better…

  22. John  August 4th

    Jack? Last name Hoff?

  23. Fathead  August 6th

    Jack needs a wakeup call . Ide like to meet jack , I would like to let jack know what the asphault feel like while Im draggin him behind my scoot by his fucking nuts . And about that 28 year old bastard . May he rest in peace . Jack . See atleast he died doing something he loved to do . Jack, Your probably gonna die by some biker puttin the boots to the side of your head while your family sits there hopeless. So Jack , Go fuck you self . And About the women on the back of a scoot , Tell your wife to jumpin on the back of all those bikes then .

  24. Fathead  August 6th

    Hey chopper pan man who is your friend ?

  25. james  August 9th

    The problem with people like that is they will never know why because they just don’t want to. They make excuses to explain why they have to go on living in a miserable way and make what we love out to be bad so that the grass will not look greener on the other side.

  26. WideGlide  August 13th

    Oh look, another Volvo/Subaru driver.

    Hi Jack, if you crowd me while I’m splitting lanes, my kevlar elbow padding will remove your side mirror.

    Have a nice day.

  27. adam  August 14th

    jack has a point.. i ride motorcycles and can’t stand fat dudes revving their shit everywhere.. their fat chicks are disgusting too. they should ship them to somalia and have a pig roast.

  28. Vespa Motorcycle  August 14th

    I think the guy needs to open his mind a little. Yes im sure there is one or two motorcylists that fit his very narrow sterotype. Ignorance is a plague on this world! I would love to take this guy out on my vespa to show him the real world.

  29. GrumpyUnk  August 16th

    “It’s the assholes of the world that help you appreciate the good people.

    Thanks for the reminder, Jack.”
    Well said BikerDan. It’s a shame there’s so many unhappy people out there.

  30. Liz (rippin-kitten)  August 17th

    F*ck Jack…

  31. DannyBiker  August 19th

    Hey Jack Thank you for reminding me to rev my engine at underpasses, forget to do that sometimes, and i does feel good to set off a car alarm just by turning the throttel
    Safe riding to yall

  32. ozarkrider  August 20th

    Jack, are you sitting on the toilet with your laptop? You must be because your shit mouthed and talking a bunch of shit.

  33. k100  August 24th

    Sure, Jack sounds juevenile (I’d steer clear if I were on the bike, thats for sure) but some of the “individuals” counter-commenting who think its fun to set off car alarms, violate local noise ordinances, and make babies and old ladies cry with their oh-so-loud bikes sound even more pathetic, even bigger soggier twats….

    Could the lust for loudness be somehow compensating for a little winky maybe?

    My neighbor (a cop, but not in this town) has the loudest bike on the block) sure seems either like he’s compensating for something, or is suffering from not being hugged enough as a child…

    All the middle aged fatties on their hellaciously loud HELOCycles around here make me chuckle….so silly….

    Lane splitting should be illegal too, by the way…..especially in town…

  34. Draiter  August 28th

    I be Jack drives a Volkswagen Gulf Cabriolet, wears golf shirts with the collar popped, has a big bag of candy in his car and cruises around school yards…
    Hey Jack put a big sign on your car so the next time I pull up beside you under a bridge revving my engine I can look over at you, smile and kick your fuckin’ tail light in.
    The only unsafe thing on the road —–> middle aged faggan, popped collar golf shirt wearin’, little child candy given’, closet homo-shaft suckin’, 360 degree crusty asshole fuckin’, livin’ in mom’s basement creepy mother fuckers like yourself….

    I ride a motorcycle – DEAL WITH IT.

  35. Jay  August 29th

    If you think this guy is just one out of his mind dude, you’re probably wrong. Alot of people don’t like motorcyclists and the biggest hang up is probably the noise. For the thousands of responsible bikers out there who do not get their jollies off by making unecessary noise, a few bad ass dudes riding around on choppers and other customized bikes with unbaffled exhaust systems are going to ruin our right to customize our exhaust systems altogether. Check out the AMA website and read the document “Sound Advice”. Noise is currently the the biggest threat the American Motorcycling and our rights. Just this summer Denver, CO passed a landmark law that practically makes it illegal to have an after market exhaust on your bike. The fine is not cheap. Wake up people! Don’t underestimate the stupid jerk off spouting off about bikers. If we don’t chill out with the loud pipes, it’s gonna bite us in the arse!

  36. Pan Chopper Man  September 15th

    Hey Fattso Head…

    My “friend” doesn’t like to have to come out of the shadows to reveal himself.

    When he does, he decisively “triggers” a unanimous compliance.

  37. fathead  September 15th

    Hey Pan head hair , I love Maine its the way life should be . I would like to fling deer dung at panhairdo while hes kicking that beast of a bike over while im waiting on him

  38. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    Hey Fatfuckerhead, at least my scoot wasn’t designed by your lover… Willie G.

    HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

    Fatfuckerhead, HA-HA-HA

    I kill me.

  39. fathead  September 16th

    Hey Pan chopper girl.
    Ya your right my bike was desinged and built by the factory .Atleast the parts were not built by some japenese sweat shop and sold to you so you could hang them on that moped you got that has a brigg and stratton pan motor running it.

  40. fathead  September 16th

    Hey PANballsucker ,
    Ive heard you had anal sex with willie G in the seventies in the mens bathrom at the harley dealer in Maine .
    I hope you are not soore .ha ha ha ha hha

  41. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    Hey Fatfuckerhead, don’t be dissing those cute little 14 year-old swet-shop factory working girls, they put bike parts together better than the overpaid pretty boys at the harley-davidson factory.
    …and it’s not a Briggs and Stratton pan, it’s a Tecumseh pan.

  42. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    C’mon over here… I’ll show you sore!
    …Fatmutherfuckerhead.

  43. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    Don’t make me get out my friend.

  44. fathead  September 16th

    Hey Chopper Pan . .
    Ya ive heard your little friend is a huge ass hammer dildo. You want me to come over there so you can make me sore . Oh i Just farted it and it said pan man is a mary .

  45. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    Whats a matter Fattso-mutherfuckerhead?
    …fingers too fat for the keys?

  46. fathead  September 16th

    hey pan ,
    Are you going out on that bike today or are ya gonna suck some exhaust tip for the rest of the day

  47. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    I’m gonna bend you over my greasy work-bench and shove a 11/16 open-end up yer ass.

  48. fathead  September 16th

    To fat for the keys huh. i maybe chunky but your a hippie .

  49. fathead  September 16th

    could you use a 1″1/8 box end it feeels much better for the reach around

  50. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    Let’s go ridin’ bro

  51. fathead  September 16th

    Call me , lets go riding

  52. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    God bless the hippies, man.

  53. fathead  September 16th

    Hippos is more like it

  54. Kevin  December 5th

    Look, dumbass!!!!…motorcycles are only as unsafe as you make them, just like a car! And 95% of motorcycles accidents are caused by some stupid negligent shithead car driver!!!! i’m 6’4 tall and I have a Suzuki M109 Boulevard cruiser and i’m not a damn bit fat! Maybe you’re the fatass and you hate yourself so much that you have to talk shit about the physical shortcomings of others you dickhead!!!!!!!!

  55. Jetson  December 20th

    I believe “Jack” needs to go “Jack off” to rid his hostile emotions…spurt…you fuck!

  56. eclecticdawn  June 10th

    I love my bike, I’m not fat, I don’t ride with my arms wrapped around some big ugly biker dude, and I’m not a war pig…I ride my own ride because…oh nevermind, your small brain wouldn’t understand. I wear my riding gear because it’s the smart thing to do. I don’t rev my engine constantly, and so far, my bike hasn’t ever stalled. Our riding group consists of Harleys, Hondas, Triumphs, Ducatis, Victories, rat bikes, and choppers, and the folks are nurses, LEO’s, a few true “bike club” members, a government official, gearheads, mechanics and few unemployed and retired folks. Each and every one of them could be called in the middle of the night, and they’d come running to help out anyone in need. They are FAR from obnoxious…they are truly good people who are concerned for their own safety and that of their friends. My husband and I work on bikes together – which is a great way to spend quality time together, and it sure beats hanging out trying to avoid assholes like YOU, JackShitt!!

  57. Gritter Trash  November 15th

    Bob is illiterate. Fuck you, Bob, for not using punctuation, you Twat.

    Pan Chopper Douche Bag, you are so tough! Threatening anonymous people on the internet with your “friend”?! What a fucking tool! You gonna threaten me now? Hilarious!

    Back on topic: Obnoxious pipes are annoying on these Harley’s built in Taiwan. Harleys and their fanboys are a joke.

    A fat slob with an obese hippo on the back is the epitome of “Harley Rider”.

    Dirty, white-trash, red-neck fucks, who never wave, give REAL bikers a bad name. I would love nothing more than to ban these douche-bags from the road, and one way is to impart a maximum decibel level for exhaust notes.

    Loud pipes are for douche bags, like Pan Chopper Homeboy.

  58. Gritter Trash  November 15th

    Just saw the New South Park episode: Season 13, episode 1312 – “The F Word” explains how Harley riders are Fagggots. Very informative episode!

  59. crusty  May 19th

    Jacks totally right.. bikers suck..

  60. Gunnar  May 22nd

    would love to invite Jack to a biker party, he would be the ‘Hit’ of the evening

  61. warlock101  July 30th

    Fuckers think coming around a corner on the wrong side of the road is their God given right. Yep their right to taste pavement.
    I gotta wear a seat belt or get a ticket and these fuckers ride around with a plastic beanie and a rocket in their crotch. Cell phones in cars? Please!! When was the last time you looked at all the useless bullshit on a Goldwing? Even have fucking helmet radios which are distracting. I don’t care how much leather you wear, you hit a car doing 60 and you deserve the pain for being stupid enough to get on it in the first place. No airbag? Sucks to be you. And I hope the fucker that killed my dog on a bike has internal injuries that fuck em up for a long time. My dog was on the LEFT side of the road walking the ditch on his way home as he always has, not in the street, when this leather monkey lost it letting the bike crush my best friend. Then the fucker just left him there to die. Hey fuckhead I have your footpeg if you want it and a few other things to give you for my loss. I hope your fucking spleen is ruptured and you die a slow painful death from the poisons. I hope you have pain in every joint for the rest of your useless life. So yea I hate motorcycles almost as much as cars. Useless machines for superficial assholes.

  62. Jesper  July 31st

    Ok “WARLOCK101″ if the guy want’s his peg back is that the name he should use to find you in the phone book?

    Sorry about your dog. But issuing threats on the internet hiding behind an alias?…really?

  63. TranscendingBS  August 26th

    I agree with everything this guy just said. Motorcycles CAN be cool but they can also be fucking gay. Revving your engine is annoying STOP doing it. And it’s true mostly fat chicks ride on the back of motorcycles….

  64. Laura  September 13th

    Poor Jack – I think he’s had a bad life. I feel sad for him.

    I am and nice slim and short lady of 55 years and ride a nice scooter; a Honda Helix 250. I can go about anywhere, and do. I have lots of bags on the rear end of my scooter and use it to do most of my shopping. I feel as safe on my scooter as I do in my car, because I watch everything! I can also get out of the way faster, when someone in a huge Suburban Assault Vehicle is not paying attention while talking on the phone; pulling out of the Dairy Queen with a huge burger in their face; or whacking their children who are in the back seat of their car. Motorcycles and scooters can fit into smaller spaces faster!

    I can also rev my quiet little engine until the cows come home, and no one would even hear it. I can ride around in the early morning hours enjoying a sunrise, and never wake anyone up with its little purrrrr.

    My husband rides a bigger scooter, a Yamaha Majesty. He commutes most of the year on his scooter, save the icy and snowy days. If the roads are clear, he rides. He starts it up in the morning and it doesn’t wake the neighbors. Our neighbors like us because we don’t rock their world every morning at 5:30.

    Different strokes for different folks. We like quiet and we don’t show off by ‘dragging our pegs’ on the ground to show just how cool we are. We have friends that are Harley dudes (husband and wife… she actually hate riding the Harley, but won’t tell him so) and both are going to end up grease spots on the highway someday. He shows off and struts around in the Harley dude way. Hell, he hadn’t even been born yet when the real Harley guys were riding the highways and byways as Hells Angels and Pagans. But, he’s spent a whole lot of money to emulate the look and look “bad!” It cracks us up… but if that what he wants, so be it. I’d rather keep riding until I’m old and gray, than ‘hot dog’ around looking cool and die young.

    I guess he’s of the school of thought “Die young and leave a beautiful corpse.”

    So Mr. Jack… all of us of the female persuasion that ride on two wheels are not fat and disgusting. At work, I wear a suit and heels and work on the executive level and earned my degree a long time ago. I am not a stupid person in general and I am not stupid for riding a two-wheeled vehicle. It’s smart… do you get 70 miles to the gallon in your Suburban Assault Vehicle? I don’t think so.

    Continue in your sad life if you want to Jack. You should try to have a better life. Happy people do not talk and act the way you do.

    Happy Trails folks!

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