Angry ass idiotJust got this hilarious comment on a previous post, and thought it was too funny not to mention. It’s safe to say that this guy, who calls himself “Jack”, is not particularly fond of motorcycles and motorcycle riders. Check it out:

“What the fuck is wrong with you people? Why in the hell would anyone dress up in some leather halloween costume on an 85 degree day, jump on to a tremendously unsafe vehicle and drive around going nowhere? And what is with the constant fucking engine revving? Do these pieces of shit stall if you do not keep gunning the engine or is this some kind or 1967 high school obsession where loudness is equated to coolness? It is a fucking joke watching you morons gun your damn engines every time you go under and underpass or through a tunnel. Grow the fuck up. Tell me also why ever time I see a woman on the back of one of these things with her arms wrapped around her dirt bags big fat beer gut, that women is the size of an NFL fullback and looks like some raked over the coals war pig? If these fucking machines are so cool why do only fat chicks seem to dig them? Motorcycles and the people who ride them are a fucking nuisance. Some poor 28 year old bastard was killed on one of these pieces of shit here yesterday and, yes, it was his fault. Had he been in a car like a normal person he would still be here. Pure stupidity.”

Brilliant isn’t it? He totally missed it, in so many ways it’s like a world record. I’m glad he took the time to spew his bile. It reminds you that not everyone is nice and friendly, and everything is not just great – a common misconception of the world among motorcycle riders.

Since Jack took the time to throw a hissy fit for us, he deserves an answer.

  • No, I won’t grow the fuck up, why the heck would you do that.
  • About the chicks – you should get out more.
  • About the 28 year old bastard – that’s plain mean.
  • Being in a car like a “normal person” – do you have to sit in a certain way, or how’s that.

My sincerest sympathy goes to the kin of the 28 year old bastard, and who ever has to live with “Jack” on a daily basis.

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64 Responses to “Jack thinks you and your motorcycle are a fucking nuisance”

  1. fathead  September 16th

    Call me , lets go riding

  2. Pan Chopper Man  September 16th

    God bless the hippies, man.

  3. fathead  September 16th

    Hippos is more like it

  4. Kevin  December 5th

    Look, dumbass!!!!…motorcycles are only as unsafe as you make them, just like a car! And 95% of motorcycles accidents are caused by some stupid negligent shithead car driver!!!! i’m 6’4 tall and I have a Suzuki M109 Boulevard cruiser and i’m not a damn bit fat! Maybe you’re the fatass and you hate yourself so much that you have to talk shit about the physical shortcomings of others you dickhead!!!!!!!!

  5. Jetson  December 20th

    I believe “Jack” needs to go “Jack off” to rid his hostile emotions…spurt…you fuck!

  6. eclecticdawn  June 10th

    I love my bike, I’m not fat, I don’t ride with my arms wrapped around some big ugly biker dude, and I’m not a war pig…I ride my own ride because…oh nevermind, your small brain wouldn’t understand. I wear my riding gear because it’s the smart thing to do. I don’t rev my engine constantly, and so far, my bike hasn’t ever stalled. Our riding group consists of Harleys, Hondas, Triumphs, Ducatis, Victories, rat bikes, and choppers, and the folks are nurses, LEO’s, a few true “bike club” members, a government official, gearheads, mechanics and few unemployed and retired folks. Each and every one of them could be called in the middle of the night, and they’d come running to help out anyone in need. They are FAR from obnoxious…they are truly good people who are concerned for their own safety and that of their friends. My husband and I work on bikes together – which is a great way to spend quality time together, and it sure beats hanging out trying to avoid assholes like YOU, JackShitt!!

  7. Gritter Trash  November 15th

    Bob is illiterate. Fuck you, Bob, for not using punctuation, you Twat.

    Pan Chopper Douche Bag, you are so tough! Threatening anonymous people on the internet with your “friend”?! What a fucking tool! You gonna threaten me now? Hilarious!

    Back on topic: Obnoxious pipes are annoying on these Harley’s built in Taiwan. Harleys and their fanboys are a joke.

    A fat slob with an obese hippo on the back is the epitome of “Harley Rider”.

    Dirty, white-trash, red-neck fucks, who never wave, give REAL bikers a bad name. I would love nothing more than to ban these douche-bags from the road, and one way is to impart a maximum decibel level for exhaust notes.

    Loud pipes are for douche bags, like Pan Chopper Homeboy.

  8. Gritter Trash  November 15th

    Just saw the New South Park episode: Season 13, episode 1312 – “The F Word” explains how Harley riders are Fagggots. Very informative episode!

  9. crusty  May 19th

    Jacks totally right.. bikers suck..

  10. Gunnar  May 22nd

    would love to invite Jack to a biker party, he would be the ‘Hit’ of the evening

  11. warlock101  July 30th

    Fuckers think coming around a corner on the wrong side of the road is their God given right. Yep their right to taste pavement.
    I gotta wear a seat belt or get a ticket and these fuckers ride around with a plastic beanie and a rocket in their crotch. Cell phones in cars? Please!! When was the last time you looked at all the useless bullshit on a Goldwing? Even have fucking helmet radios which are distracting. I don’t care how much leather you wear, you hit a car doing 60 and you deserve the pain for being stupid enough to get on it in the first place. No airbag? Sucks to be you. And I hope the fucker that killed my dog on a bike has internal injuries that fuck em up for a long time. My dog was on the LEFT side of the road walking the ditch on his way home as he always has, not in the street, when this leather monkey lost it letting the bike crush my best friend. Then the fucker just left him there to die. Hey fuckhead I have your footpeg if you want it and a few other things to give you for my loss. I hope your fucking spleen is ruptured and you die a slow painful death from the poisons. I hope you have pain in every joint for the rest of your useless life. So yea I hate motorcycles almost as much as cars. Useless machines for superficial assholes.

  12. Jesper  July 31st

    Ok “WARLOCK101” if the guy want’s his peg back is that the name he should use to find you in the phone book?

    Sorry about your dog. But issuing threats on the internet hiding behind an alias?…really?

  13. TranscendingBS  August 26th

    I agree with everything this guy just said. Motorcycles CAN be cool but they can also be fucking gay. Revving your engine is annoying STOP doing it. And it’s true mostly fat chicks ride on the back of motorcycles….

  14. Laura  September 13th

    Poor Jack – I think he’s had a bad life. I feel sad for him.

    I am and nice slim and short lady of 55 years and ride a nice scooter; a Honda Helix 250. I can go about anywhere, and do. I have lots of bags on the rear end of my scooter and use it to do most of my shopping. I feel as safe on my scooter as I do in my car, because I watch everything! I can also get out of the way faster, when someone in a huge Suburban Assault Vehicle is not paying attention while talking on the phone; pulling out of the Dairy Queen with a huge burger in their face; or whacking their children who are in the back seat of their car. Motorcycles and scooters can fit into smaller spaces faster!

    I can also rev my quiet little engine until the cows come home, and no one would even hear it. I can ride around in the early morning hours enjoying a sunrise, and never wake anyone up with its little purrrrr.

    My husband rides a bigger scooter, a Yamaha Majesty. He commutes most of the year on his scooter, save the icy and snowy days. If the roads are clear, he rides. He starts it up in the morning and it doesn’t wake the neighbors. Our neighbors like us because we don’t rock their world every morning at 5:30.

    Different strokes for different folks. We like quiet and we don’t show off by ‘dragging our pegs’ on the ground to show just how cool we are. We have friends that are Harley dudes (husband and wife… she actually hate riding the Harley, but won’t tell him so) and both are going to end up grease spots on the highway someday. He shows off and struts around in the Harley dude way. Hell, he hadn’t even been born yet when the real Harley guys were riding the highways and byways as Hells Angels and Pagans. But, he’s spent a whole lot of money to emulate the look and look “bad!” It cracks us up… but if that what he wants, so be it. I’d rather keep riding until I’m old and gray, than ‘hot dog’ around looking cool and die young.

    I guess he’s of the school of thought “Die young and leave a beautiful corpse.”

    So Mr. Jack… all of us of the female persuasion that ride on two wheels are not fat and disgusting. At work, I wear a suit and heels and work on the executive level and earned my degree a long time ago. I am not a stupid person in general and I am not stupid for riding a two-wheeled vehicle. It’s smart… do you get 70 miles to the gallon in your Suburban Assault Vehicle? I don’t think so.

    Continue in your sad life if you want to Jack. You should try to have a better life. Happy people do not talk and act the way you do.

    Happy Trails folks!

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